Julianism

I, Julian, inventor of the birthday, challenge you, person who has probably not even made 2 McStars, to prove that I did not invent, among other thing, birthdays and cashews. Wiggle. Sip. Blow.

Today, while relaxing on the beach and being generally magnificent, an old lady asked for directions to the hospital. It turned out she was here on holiday, knew no one and had been operated on for heart problems ten days earlier. She was very much in a pickle. Being a naturally wonderful and caring person,…

Never acknowledge an apology. An apology tips the balance of power in your favour. When you acknowledge an apology, you return that power to the person making the apology. Instead, remain silent or continue talking as if the apology had not been given. This creates an imbalance, that destabilises the other party like the set…

Welcome to the site dedicated to the teachings of His Supreme Master Julian. Forget everything you think you know, the rabbit hole is deep my friend.